Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
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Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize