Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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