If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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