Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
