so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
