All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
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The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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