The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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