Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Still dying that you shit outside
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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