I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
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Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
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I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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