So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
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He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
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this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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