You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
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I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
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Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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