What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
These 23 People Had Crazy Sex With Complete Strangers
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
23 Medical Examiners Reveal The Most Disturbing Causes Of Death They’ve Seen
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.