no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Just invented taco cereal.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."