kristin has been a bad kristin
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
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I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
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Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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