Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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