Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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