Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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