I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
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No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
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Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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