I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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