she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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