She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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