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that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
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my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
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Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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