Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
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NoShamevember. You game?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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