I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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