Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Dear god my vagina.
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