Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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