It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
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Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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