whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
