the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
you mean i was at the winter classic?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
