whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
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My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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