hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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