Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
i think my mom watched the whole time
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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