ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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