I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Say something about gay babies.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
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I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
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you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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