I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
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I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
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When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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