I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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