I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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