is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
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Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
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My dad just said "fuck circus"
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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