There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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