Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Randomize
