You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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