he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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