just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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