I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
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Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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