My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
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Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
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I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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