check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Buhtt sex?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
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I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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