True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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