Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
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I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
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The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
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just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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