Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
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I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
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CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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