i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
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"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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