is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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