We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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