why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
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Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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