Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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