Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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