quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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